JustJests

 

 

  Dog:  You finally woke up, Cat. How can you sleep away a whole afternoon, doing nothing? Cat:  Nothing?! You obviously don't understand sleep science, Dog. My naps are so full of dreams and visions and neurological activity that I wake up to get some rest.

 

 

  Cat:  The other day I saw a unicorn out there. Dog:  Madness! You been at the catnip again? What would a unicorn be doing here? Cat:  I think she was chatting with a dragon.

  The dragon and the unicorn went to market one day The vendors saw them coming and put their wares away We don't want accidents, they said, A spiky spear is a thing we fear, and fiery breath we dread The dragon and the unicorn find the stalls quite bare Why do you people fear us, they ask, why do you stand and stare? 'Magic is danger and we're not brave. Why do you wander so far from your lair?' Send a message about your needs, we'll deliver the goods to your care' The unicorn pointed her wand & the dragon puffed warm air 'We only want to spread pleasure and cheer,  we want to be playful and free, so when you sense our presence near,  please don't feel you need to flee' ☺ 'I do not like Philosophy,' said Unicorn to Dragon at tea, 'the reason why I cannot see, but I don't like Philosophy.' They sat at home eating cakes, 'Probably best for all our sakes,  Philosophy always muddles causes,  too many arguments, too few pauses...