Cat and Dog chat about freedom
I'm old enough to remember when dogs roamed free in the streets. Now we can't even go to a park off-leash. Same for cats -- imprisonment -- but we can't even go to parks at all. Who's behind this mean-spirited house-arrest? I don't know, I call them the Tailaban. LATER Cat: You're trailing a leash. So they took you on a walk. Where? Bistro? Gastro? Dog: Pet-ro. They took me to the dog park -- full of posturing urban glamour dogs wearing designer dog-jackets. Me, I was in my same old coat. It was like a fashion show cat-walk. Cat: Cat-walk? Cats don't get to go on walks. Where are the cat parks? Parks aren't all great, some are all rules, like 'Leash Only'. You want to be on a cat leash? WHAT ??! I'm old enough to remember when dogs roamed free in the streets. Now we can't even go to a park off-leash. Same for cats -- imprisonment -- but we can't even go to parks at all. Who's behind this mean-spirited house-arrest? I don...