Cat and Dog chat about freedom

 

I'm old enough to remember when dogs roamed free in the streets. Now we can't even go to a park off-leash.

Same for cats -- imprisonment -- but we can't even go to parks at all.

Who's behind this mean-spirited house-arrest?

I don't know, I call them the Tailaban.

LATER

Cat:  You're trailing a leash. So they took you on a walk. Where? Bistro? Gastro? 

Dog:  Pet-ro. They took me to the dog park -- full of posturing urban glamour dogs wearing designer dog-jackets. Me, I was in my same old coat.

It was like a fashion show cat-walk.

Cat:  Cat-walk?  Cats don't get to go on walks. Where are the cat parks?

Parks aren't all great, some are all rules, like 'Leash Only'. You want to be on a cat leash?

WHAT ??!

 

I'm old enough to remember when dogs roamed free in the streets. Now we can't even go to a park off-leash.

Same for cats -- imprisonment -- but we can't even go to parks at all.

Who's behind this mean-spirited house-arrest?

I don't know, I call them the Tailaban.

LATER

Cat:  You're trailing a leash. So they took you on a walk. Where? Bistro? Gastro? 

Dog:  Pet-ro. They took me to the dog park -- full of posturing urban glamour dogs wearing designer dog-jackets. Me, I was in my same old coat.

It was like a fashion show cat-walk.

Cat:  Cat-walk?  Cats don't get to go on walks. Where are the cat parks?

Parks aren't all great, some are all rules, like 'Leash Only'. You want to be on a leash?