Dog and Cat Discuss Priorities

Dog:  All you think about is sleeping, Cat.

Cat: All you think about is eating, Dog.

Dog: I have to think about that -- it's a dog-eat-dogfood world out there. 

    But that's not ALL I think about, I also dream about running with a pack, no humans involved.

Cat:  Sounds exhausting.




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